♠ Online Poker
Rooms and True Hauntings ♠
Welcome to Haunted Poker, a site filled to the
brim with ghoulish delights for the enchanted poker
player.
Sure, we'll share our countless hours of
poker-playing prowess through our original
online poker room
reviews. These will indulge you with honest and
meticulously dissected reviews on multiplayer poker
sites across the 'net. And, of course, we'll help you
build an eerily sophisticated game through our
original poker strategy articles. We cover
everything from Texas Hold'em
tournaments to beating the
fish at the spookily wild online poker tables.
However, what really sets our site apart is the
ghostly collection of true hauntings - casino style.
Everyone likes a good spook, but these aren't your
everyday campfire tales. These are the real
haunted houses. These are real hauntings from
actual casinos, poker rooms, and gambling
halls all over the world.
We invite you to wander through the depths of our
domain... literally... and experience the most chilling
online poker sites, online casinos, and true hauntings
this side of Transylvania. Please keep in mind that we
only offer you original content that is exclusive
to our site. We feel that you deserve nothing less. So,
with our blessing, please enjoy what we have to offer. Don't let the cobwebs on the
chips frighten you - we're just waiting for pocket Aces.
"My name is Baron Stakes and I'd like to give you a brief
tour of our domain. I know, handsome poker-playing
vampires are hard to come by but would did you expect did you
expect with a name like Stakes?"
Of course there's nothing like a little global gossip to
stir the veins. Our news section is updated at least 3
times every week with stories from around the poker
world and the paranormal realm. Paranormal news includes
true ghost stories and UFO sightings whereas poker news
includes big tournament results, online poker news, and
brick & mortar cardroom news.
This section serves to give you an objective overview on
the most delectable of online poker rooms. We've played
many hours on each site in order to give you accurate
information and, more importantly, original
online poker
reviews. These pages share our experiences, give you
specific tips for playing on each site, and include
special bonuses available to our players. Areas of
review include strength of bonuses, promotions, number
of fish, tournaments, software, cashouts, customer
service,
USA online poker, and overall best features.
We've studied both offline and online poker through
research, observation, and most importantly real table
experience. Our poker strategy articles aim to share
that knowledge with you so that you can also become a
consistent winner at online poker. Included are sections
on ring games and special tutorials on how to win
tournaments and beat the online fish.
Of course... our exclusive tales of true hauntings grace
this section of our site. These are real documented
hauntings, and we refuse to post any speculation that
hasn't been confirmed and/or investigated. You'll find
haunted hotels, casinos, and cardrooms in this
one-of-a-kind feature.
This corner of our site includes updated and interactive listings to all the online poker tournaments
you can possibly imagine. Our listings are organized by
poker room and have many variables that you can
customize in order to find the desired tournaments We also include a freeroll
tracker for your pleasure.
Ah, nothing soothes the nerves more than yelling at TV
as if Phil Ivey can hear your "GO ALL-IN!" cries.
Nonetheless, the section contains updated daily listings
for poker programs across the tube.
Our fine literature section divulges our best choices
for both paranormal and poker books. You'll find texts
of limit, no limit, tournaments, ghosts, UFOs... the
whole lot. We also include our analysis and reviews on
our favorites.
Finally, you should explore a haunted community that you
can call your own. Whether you need to explode about
your dreadful bad beat, discover the most haunted
location in Vegas, seek advice on choosing a new online
poker home, get opinions on your gameplay from our truly
haunted staff, or just discuss the news over a nice,
tall, thick, dark, red glass of... I mean... well...
you'll find it here. We also plan on hosting special
tournaments for the darkest forum on the 'net.
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